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Godzilla Minus One

A back-to-basics, terrifying-the-world monster film, Godzilla Minus One just might be the best Godzilla film ever made. Recovering post-World War II Japan is faced with an even greater threat when Godzilla unleashes true devastation. Great effects and a near perfect film, this Godzilla is more than a monster film. It’s a love story, a story of regret, and regaining one’s honor. This version of Godzilla puts Monarch and its Legacy Universe to shame. Go see it now! 

 - Steve Titcomb

PG Score: 8.25/10

Five Nights at Freddy's

Surprisingly not ass. 

 

- Presley Walker

PG Score: 7/10

The Book of Clarence

Sure to be controversial, The Book of Clarence never quite finds its lane as the film can’t decide if it wants to be a satire or not. LaKeith Stanford (Knives Out) pulls double duty playing his own twin. Complete opposites, one an apostle and the other a conman. It is the conman Clarence we spend most of our time with as he tries to find his path in the lead up to Judas’s betrayal. Modern music in biblical times is bizarre, but works with the story being told. Strong performances, average story, this isn’t a film for everyone. 

 - Steve Titcomb

PG Score: 7/10

Dolphins Wild Card Performance

I've had a few days to process things. Hasn't softened the blow. What an embarrassment that was. 26-7 is bad, but not quite "embarrassment" level. When you factor in how lifeless and out of sync the team appeared, however, the score might as well have been 86-7. The only reason this doesn't get a goose egg is because the rag tag defensive unit seemed to be giving it their all. The offense, though? Was the strategy to get off the field as quickly as possible to get back to the heaters?

 - Sheehan Planas-Arteaga

PG Score: 3/10

The Beekeeper

Jason Statham (Snatch) has a certain brand and formula of movies he likes to stick to and The Beekeeper is no different. A story of vengeance, it is brutal and over the top with a thin layer of substance to the plot. The action is great and visceral but the simple story of vengeance and looking out for our elders against the scum of society slips away by the end of the film. But hey, we get some new inventive ways on how to beat people up.

 - Steve Titcomb

PG Score: 6/10

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