Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
Seahawks Hoping for a Herschel Walker Outcome
The Seahawks and Broncos took a huge gamble in the Russel Wilson trade.
Peanut Gallery
Gaming Reviews
Peanut Gallery
Gaming Reviews
Football analysis from armchair quarterbacks and above-average fantasy football players.
Matthew Novak
- Aug 20, 2020
- 4 min
Remember His Game, Remember His Name: Matt Bahr
This 17-year NFL vet came from a family that was REALLY good at kicking.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Jul 8, 2020
- 3 min
Fantasy Football: The Best Way to Determine Your Draft Order
In this fantasy football league, we place our picks in the hands of the obscure sporting community.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Jun 24, 2020
- 3 min
Fantasy Football: NFL Offenses and Economic Systems
As the 2020 season (hopefully) approaches, you should familiarize yourself with the economic policies of NFL offenses.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Jun 1, 2020
- 6 min
Fantasy Football: You Down With IDP? (Yeah You Know Me)
Embrace the IDP, people. Don't you want fantasy football to be a skill game?
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Feb 10, 2020
- 5 min
Can We Stop Fixating on Quarterback Win-Loss Records?
Baseball has long realized that this stat doesn't tell you much. Not football, though.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Jan 14, 2019
- 4 min
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: A Tour Through Kyler Murray's Athletic Decision
Kyler Murray faces an enormous decision as a likely two-sport 1st-round pick.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Nov 29, 2018
- 5 min
The 2018 Migrant Caravan Draft Class
With the first pick, in the 2018 Migrant Caravan Draft, South Dakota selects...
Football Nutshells
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Apr 4
- 2 min
Nutshell: D.K. Metcalf, Genetic God
Not all men are created equal. Case and point: D.K. Metcalf.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Jan 11
- 3 min
Nutshell: The Dolphins Don't Deserve Nice Things
The Miami Dolphins: a revolving door of mediocrity.
Sheehan Planas-Arteaga
- Sep 22, 2021
- 2 min
Nutshell: Rob Gronkowski as an Actor...Wuff.
Rob Gronkowski's USAA commercials are a cringe-fest